Should the bible be used as toilet tissue?

**Obadele Kambon** · 12-23-2009, 04:29 AM

...or would doing so cause one's booty to become stupid and brainwashed?

**Akua Ma'at** · 12-23-2009, 02:29 PM

good question me nua. because the skin is a living organ and can absorb what it comes into contact with, in my humble, Afrikan opinion, it would wise for Afrikans to stay on the path of safety. better to burn the bible and "waste it" than give it the honorable role of toilet paper and risk having such suicidal ideas as "love your enemies", "turn the other cheek" and "slaves obey your masters" seep into and infect our Afrikan selves. as stated elsewhere NOTHING european has a place in anything Afrikan. some would argue that the bible is originally Afrikan. whatever! IF it is (and it ISN'T) its been in yurugu's hands so long that its lost its Afrikan-ness. give yurugu back what belongs to it!

**Obadele Kambon** · 12-23-2009, 08:51 PM

Ampa! YEde hyE yEn to mu a, ErenyE yie da. Saa na EbEma wo to adane kwasea...

**Yaw Agbede** · 12-24-2009, 10:37 AM

It doesn't burn that well, so make sure your fire is going good and hot before you throw it in.

**Akua Ma'at** · 12-24-2009, 02:34 PM

Akhu yuh dun know! dis ya fiyah haffi BLAZE. not no little match stick fire we talking eh. gasoline, timber and leaves will make for a sufficiently hot furnace.

**liongod** · 12-24-2009, 04:48 PM

mo mo mo
'the bibile is originally african sounds like something an ignorant "christian" would say. How on earth could it be African when there are no references to anything african even in the bible, even the chapters reflect a story of oppression and evil: Romans, judges, kings, hebrews, the very people doing the most killing, Then and Now!

the say 'oh well the bible is written in parables and fables, you must decode it for yourself, and reflect' when the bible CLEARLY contradict itself on many occasions, telling mankind to love everyone regardless on one page then Kill all non-belivers and non-worshippers the next. one of my favorite quotes, which is a favorite among muslims, condradicts christianity itself!
Moses 1:15: “Worship God, for him only shalt ... He teaches me to worship my Father in Heaven. He asks that WE follow Him (Jesus's words)

i cant use it for toilet paper, I need something clean/clear to clean myself.

**Akua Ma'at** · 12-24-2009, 06:37 PM

just as an fyi several parts of the bible were plagiarized (aka STOLEN) from ancient works like the teachings of ptahhotep and the book of coming forth by day. and the 1st country mentioned in it is Ethiopia (in genesis). but to say that the bible is originally from Afrika???? that's more than a far stretch. you're right... those are the words of a negro christian. but not only them. some of us reject christianity only to embrace other oppressors' religions. i attended a lecture (so i thought) that turned out to be an Afrikan hebrew israelites recruit meeting. the speaker actually held up the bible and shouted "THIS IS AN AFRIKAN HISTORY BOOK. THE ONLY BOOK FOR AFRIKAN PEOPLE". all i could say was WOW. i've also heard muslims quoting the bible as a great "holy" book too. what a joke! its funny when i ask folks "did people before the bible not have a relationship with the Creator?" there's usually no answer.

"i cant use it for toilet paper, I need something clean/clear to clean myself."

i KNOW dats right bro!

**KWABENA1987** · 08-22-2012, 12:48 AM

I burned one not too long ago! it felt great!! I want to get others to share this great feeling with me right after they get out of dumbday service. I mean Sunday service