Pastor: God has revealed to me in my dream that you're "the one" I'm gonna marry!
Woman: Then tell God in your next dream to reveal it to me in my own dream. Thank you!
Second Conversation!
Christian: Church is THERAPY for me.
Freethinker: So Pastor is your THERAPIST?
Christian: Yes.
Freethinker: THE-RAPIST or THE mind RAPIST?
Third Conversation.
A young church member (Boy) was caught by his Pastor while hiding and smoking weed at the back of the Church.
Pastor:
What the hell are you doing? You're getting HIGH? Oh my God. Why did you do that?
Boy: Sorry Pastor. I was getting HIGH cause God is "The Most "HIGH" God. So I wanna be as HIGH as God is.
KNOWing is better than beLIEving.